Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why do kids love theater classes?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Which bird would make a great farmer?