What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?