Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How was the wedding?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a cat's favorite song?
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