Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which family member has tusks?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a father's favorite flower?
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