What do you call a pig thief?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why was the cat so small?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?