Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are grandkids so great?