Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do polar bears vote?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
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