Who is God's favorite superhero?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you do when two snails fight?