Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

How does a witch play loud music?