Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a magical reptile?
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