Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
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What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are skeletons so calm?
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Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
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What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
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