Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Can February March?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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