Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do fairies always drink?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did summer say to spring?
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