Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Shoutout to my grandma!
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