What is a spider's favorite book?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What is the color of the wind?

Why are trees always so positive?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What kind of music do planets like?