What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What's E.T. short for?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?