Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?