Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call a retired cowboy?