Why do trees try new things so often?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where do goldfish go camping?

When do astronauts eat?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?