Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's the loudest sport?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?