My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do bees chew?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?