To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?