Why can you never find the number nine?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?