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Hissssss-tory.
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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do all the planets get along?
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Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
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Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the foal cough?
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