Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do cows say on NYE?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?