What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
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What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What animals make the best students?
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