What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Bears love exotic cars.
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