What does Santa call Christmastime?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What are you studying in math?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call lending money to a bison?