What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?