What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?