Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What game do mice love to play?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?