What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?