Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

How long do chickens work?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's the perfect job for a cow?