What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Who are Frosty's parents?