Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How do you arrest a pig?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Which singer could always break a five?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are boxers good comedians?
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