Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
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