What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What food is a man's best friend?

Which relative loves rice?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?