What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?