My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Where does food go to take a nap?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why is summer always sad?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?