What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are cause and effect so close?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
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