What did the bunny give his fiancé?
A 10-carrot engagement ring.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How was the wedding?
What math figure is also in the band?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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