Why did the lamb cross the road?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

How is cat food sold?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What cartoon character loves insects?