What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?