Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
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