Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
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