Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What do you call stolen cheese?