What did the pen say to the pencil?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?