What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What nationality are most fish?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Which is the worst season?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?