What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?