What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?