What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
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