What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What country has the most fish?

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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?