We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?