What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you call an old snowman?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?