What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why do Olympians never overheat?