What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do naked fish play with?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do fairies always drink?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?