What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are baseball games at night?
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