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What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's the most determined bird?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did March say to the madness?

How was the wedding?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?