How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?