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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What animal floats best?

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What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

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