Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?