Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call two birds in love?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?