Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's black and white and red all over?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
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