Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
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