Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which state is the cleanest?
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