Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
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What do you call a smelly horse?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
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Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
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