What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why are winter days great?