Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?