How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

How do you get straight A's?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How do bees get to school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?