Which big cat never tells the truth?
A lie-on.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
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