What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?