What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What does a panda ghost say?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did people say when the baker went crazy?