A book just fell on my head.

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?