What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
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