Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why is a doctor always calm?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Which plant has the best roar?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?