My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the cat so small?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why do bees buzz?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?