What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which cats love to be petted?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Which relative loves rice?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?