Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?