Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?