What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a forklift?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Where do hands go on vacation?