Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why are fish such good architects?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?