Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What season begins with a thud?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What musical instrument is the best typist?