What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How did the toad die?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Which former US President was always cold?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?