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What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why was the dog overweight?

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What do you call stolen cheese?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?