Why do owls make lousy reporters?

How does a penguin build its house?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What tea do footballers drink?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why was the spider so smart?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?