What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What car always breaks the rules?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

How does dinner smell?

What's the most popular cat in New England?