How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
How do you wash a lamb?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do cats love to work?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the richest basketball team?
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