What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?