How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do cats love to work?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How long will dinner be?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
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