How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which family member has tusks?
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