How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
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What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
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