How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are cars magic?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
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