How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you give a sick pig?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
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