How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a dog in space?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How do you make antifreeze?
What is a table you can eat?
What country has the most fish?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the mime upset?
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