What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
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