What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?