Why are books always so angry?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?