What school subject really rocks?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Families are like fudge.

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?