How many letters are there in the alphabet?

How does a cow do math?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do cats wear to work?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do naked fish play with?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why was the fabric always laughing?