What animal styles their hair every day?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?