Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

How are mountains able to see?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What sports are both plant-based?