What game does a rabbit always win?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Which insect is the smartest?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

How did the toad die?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?