What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?