Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Which fly makes films?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which animals make the best football players?