Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why are goats so funny?

How do you measure a millennial?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?