What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you organize a space party?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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