Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?