Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

How do you grill cheese?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?