Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's the loudest Christmas song?