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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the fish blush?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What utensil does water use to eat?