What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?