What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did March say to the madness?