Why was the computer cold at work?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Where do stars go to college?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Families are like fudge.