Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why was the cat so small?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What fish only swims at night?