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What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

If you need help building an ark..

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How do hurricanes see?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?