What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
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Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
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