What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Surprise!!!!
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
I broke my finger!
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
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