What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
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