How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why are trees always so positive?

What season begins with a thud?

Why are all priests fit?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What vegetables make the best music?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?