Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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