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Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?