Why did the elk have great hair?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What tea do footballers drink?