How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?