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What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

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Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

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