Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Where do mice leave their boats?