Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?