What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?