What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's the most athletic footwear?
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