Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why is furniture so generous?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?