What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
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