What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?