Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Which family member is always relieved?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What nationality are most fish?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?