What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why does Jesus drive so much?