Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do all the planets get along?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why does Jesus drive so much?