Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why do bees gossip?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?