Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which bug is related to you?