What instrument do secretaries usually play?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What game do mice love to play?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why was the bee sad?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do ducks get after they eat?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What is a duck's favorite dance?