What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What tree has the most bark?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?