What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
Why was the mime upset?
Where are average things manufactured?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's the friendliest pen?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
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