What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What food is a man's best friend?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What do you call siblings who love math?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?