Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?