What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do moms make good vintners?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do goldfish go camping?