Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call a small mom?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What game does a rabbit always win?