Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which state has the best streets?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
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