Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
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