What is the color of the wind?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?