Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which musician loves to make chili?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
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